READ

some writing of mine that has appeared in places like McSweeney’s, Points In Case, Weekly Humorist, Robot Butt

WATCH

some videos of me ranting about thinking outside the box, user experience and how people pronounce the word “important”

WONDER

what if Werner Herzog mused about nail clippers and leaf blowers. That is, if someone imitated him doing that?

LAUGH

at The Museum of Marketing madness which equates chocolate peanut butter cookie bars with a spiritual massage.

GORGE

on more funny stuff I’ve done like the “Holiday Letters That Don’t Suck” and much more. A growing section of various things funny.

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