Dear Chris –
Years later, when Lethal Weapon came out starring Mel Gibson (as in gin??) and Danny Glover (as in vomiting into a glove?) Maureen and I just HAD to go see it together. It was great and we went out after and had gin and tonics like proper young adults and didn’t throw up into any container whatsoever! That turned out to be the last time I saw Maureen because she went off to become a nun in the Sisters Of Absolutely No Media order.
I’m staying with Mom now and taking care of her in her later years. She’s too old to whittle but got me a job at the whittling factory. I’m doing the more advanced whittling that Mom never touched like dagger shapes and really thin sticks. I wish I could see Maureen now so we could watch a Lethal Weapon I, II and III marathon and drink gin and wear gloves. But I know she’s dedicated to the Sisters Of Absolutely No Media and she’s not allowed to watch or engage in any media whatsoever including buddy copy movies. I don’t even know if she’ll hear about this long-distance dedication because she’s so completely off the grid … jeez, she might be dead. But I really hope not!
Anyway … thanks Chris and miss ya Maureen!!
While I am skeptical about the veracity of some parts of your dedication, Lee, I am happy to oblige your request. So here, from way back in 2005, is…
Food and Drink Combinations That Would Make a Horrible Afterschool Snack but a Great Buddy Cop Team
by LISA SEGER
Pickles and Mad Dog
Marmite and Everclear
Scrapple and Bosco
Eggs and Falstaff
Salami and Zima
Chicharrones and Sangria
Skittles and Hot Dog Water